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YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT PAPER.

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Greetings and salutations...

This is me, more or less, and this is what I have to say.

I know you've probably heard this before, but life is what you make it. I try to live my life off of that basic principle.

You'll notice I said "try."

So, I suppose this is where I try to spill my personality into this text box, right?

I'm spontaneous. I think about everything. No, really. I do. Like right now, for example, I'm thinking about you. Yes. You. I'm thinking about what you might want to read here. Isn't that considerate of me?

I think of others a lot, though not always in a specifically positive or negative way. Life isn't all in absolutes, ya know.

My brain is my closest friend. Creepy? Maybe, but I bet I think about a whole lot weirder crap than you. Okay, maybe not, see, 'cause I don't roll with that kiddy porn stuff. That's not my bag.

I'm affectionate, dramatic, soft-hearted, hard-headed, obsessed with music, fixated on whistling, and subject to copyright infringement laws.

Do what you want. Nobody's REALLY looking. Most people see straight through you anyway.

So DO it.

Don't join the military. I did. It doesn't suck. They pay well. I miss the family, though, and the friends. So just don't. Trust me.

Live your life. Don't live mine or that of anyone else.

We're all here to make something happen.

The definition of the word "energy" is: the ability to produce a change.

We all have energy.

Use it.

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